Hollywood is often the start of many trends in America and around the globe. But there is one Hollywood trend that us regular girls need to stay away from. WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR! If you're worried about a visible panty line, opt for a thong or a special seamless panty. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT leave your home without your underroos! It's classless. The only person who should see your downstairs is a gynocologist. I'm talking to you Paris Hilton! You too Lindsay Lohan!
Paris Hilton was wearing an exquisite sapphire gown at a party during the Cannes Film Festival. Not only did she lift her dress and expose her booty for the crowd -and cameras- to see. She also flashed her bubbies! Cannes is a place for intelligent, sophisticated people Ms. Hilton. If you don't know how to apply double sided tape, don't bother attending!
Lindsay Lohan is another star famous for flashing her naughty bits. Linds, this is how everyone knows you're a fire crotch sweetheart! The paparazzi hounds you. Learn how to get out of a car in a proper and ladylike fashion my dear.
Everyone, male or female, we don't need to know what's happening downstairs. Keep it classy. Leave something to the imagination. This has been a public service announcement from yours truely.
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